What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:51

So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No way
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
2025 College World Series: How All 8 Teams In Omaha Stacked Up In The Preseason - Baseball America
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts